A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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