- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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