- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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