- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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