- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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