- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What's 2+2? Fish

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??