What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

anti jokes are really funny

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's brown an sticky Shit

here's a joke... the american education society

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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