- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

yolo your orange looks orange

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

hey guys im gay

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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