- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's red and has wheels? A red car

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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