Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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