- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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