In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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