- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

black chicken. kfc

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Your girlfriend.

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