What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How do five gay guys walk? 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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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