- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

why did the blue berry cross the road

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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