when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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