- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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