If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Your Mom The End.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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