- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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