There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

black chicken. kfc

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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