What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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