What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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