why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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