Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What's one plus one? two.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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