- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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