- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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