Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Ehh

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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