- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Women's rights

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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