My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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