- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Gay rights.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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