What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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