- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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