- Anti Joke

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know