- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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