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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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