- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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