your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Knock knock.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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