i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Roses are red Im adopted

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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