Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

race-car = rac-ecar

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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