what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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