Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Roses are red Im adopted

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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