- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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