- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Knock knock Come in

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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