- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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