- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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