whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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