- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

black people

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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