- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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