- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

knock knock? come in

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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