My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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