- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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