Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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denisssssssssssssss

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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roses are red poo is poo

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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