What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Men's rights

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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