What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What page are you on The gay page.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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