- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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