What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

25

thumb_up thumb_down -19

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops