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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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