Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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