- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

HEY!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A sober Irish individual.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Penis

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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