A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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i like turtles

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Men's rights

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Women's Rights

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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