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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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