- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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