- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock Who's there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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