What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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