A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

kieran is a homosexual

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

an emo girl walked into a white room

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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