Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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