What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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