- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

whats worse than failing your maths test?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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