- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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