What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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