- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

You're so sweet I have diabetes

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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