What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

AIDS

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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