Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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