Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

I think everybody should have a penis.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

jd and zach loves vigina

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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