What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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